"Urine trouble: Baylor assistant relieves self on bar"

So, apparently working for the largest Baptist University in the world doesn't mean that you are above public urination or horrible football coaching. According to ESPN.com via ajreina@gmail.com / Iron Man Blog ...

WACO, Texas -- Baylor University suspended an assistant football coach indefinitely after he was cited for urinating on the bar at a tavern, coach Guy Morriss said, according to the Houston Chronicle. Eric Schnupp, Baylor's offensive line/tight ends coach, was not arrested but was issued a citation at 2:20 a.m. Sunday for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure at Scruffy Murphy's, Waco police spokesman Steve Anderson said.

Bartender Danny Severe said in Tuesday's editions of the Waco Tribune-Herald that the incident happened around closing time and that Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building. Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police officers who were there for an unrelated matter. Severe said Schnupp had taken several shots of hard liquor, most bought for him by other people.

By the way, this happened on the night in which Baylor lost at Kansas 58-10 on Saturday afternoon. So, you have to ask yourself, how was it even possible to get totally wasted in Waco that same evening?

Well, the team was back in Waco by 9 p.m., plenty of time for several shots of popov and countless Schlitz. Think about what commitment and dedication to drinking and inadequately coaching football it must taken to have gotten shit-faced in this manner. Now, that is impressive!!