Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Awwww, No more steriods...

The Best Quote in the History of Sports

A little late but needs to be posted.....

"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts"
-Phil Jackson

Penetration is kind of an obvious joke, but kickouts... now that is genius. After making the very controversial quote Phil Jackson continued and said, "Peace out bitches!"

OHHH SNAP!! Spurs Ice Cream Baby

H-E-B Introduces First Ice Cream Inspired by the San Antonio Spurs (Originally called "In your face Mavs fans chocolate")

SAN ANTONIO -- In another San Antonio first, H-E-B has unveiled the first official ice cream inspired by the San Antonio Spurs. Proudly introduced under the H-E-B Creamy Creations line, Slam Dunk Chocolate Chunk — chocolate coated crisps and a chocolate swirl dunked in vanilla ice cream — features unique packaging in the team’s distinctive black and silver colors with the Spur’s Coyote taking center stage in a slam dunk pose. The 2007-2008 home game schedule is also listed on the packaging. The limited edition Spur’s Slam Dunk flavor will be available throughout the 2007-2008 basketball season in approximately 165 H-E-B stores throughout Central and South Texas. “There’s no bigger Spurs fan in Texas than H-E-B and we are proud to call them our hometown team,” said Winell Herron, H-E-B Group Vice President of Public Affairs and Diversity. We wanted to do something special to mark their four NBA championship titles and this gives fans the opportunity to combine two favorite past-times – watching the Spurs and eating Creamy Creations ice cream.” Creamy Creations was introduced in H-E-B stores in 1998. The ice cream which is made specifically for Texas taste buds is produced in San Antonio at H-E-B’s Ice Cream Plant. Annually, H-E-B produces 3.6 million gallons each year of Creamy Creations to keep up with customer demand.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Good Quotes

"The whole subject of repeating is already getting repetitive"
-Brent (Burnt) Berry

"A buzzer-beater because it's harder. You can get sex every day."
-Gilbert Arenas on what feels better, hitting a buzzer-beater or having sex

"Bianca and I got married in Santa Barbara on New Year's Eve this past year, and it was one of the coolest days of my life. Women dream about this when they're five years old, but as a guy, you're not sure what to expect. For me, it surpassed everything I could've imaguned. And I don't think we'll have all those people that we love and care about ever in the same place again, all having fun for a weekend."
-Landon Donovan (being as gay as possible)

Via SI

Take the time to listen to a genius speak

This is the kind of magic that biology can produce which our government will not fund. Why stop technology and progress?

Cheap Shot on Tom Brady?

Charles Barkley on Conan O'Brien



Popovich has become NBA's Bill Belichick

Great article by Adrian Wojnarowski from Yahoo! Sports about how Greg Popovich has become NBA's Bill Belichick

His superstar, Tim Duncan, had left $11 million on the negotiating table with his contract extension, passing on max-out money so the Spurs could surround him with championship talent well into his mid-30s. This was a Brady-esque move for the New England Patriots of the NBA, one that reaffirms for basketball's Belichick why he's the most blessed sideline soul in the sport.

By the way, what kind of superstar would you have on your team? The Tim Duncans of the world who get it and put their team before themselves or the greedy A-Rods of the world of who only care about themselves and how much money they earn? That's why the Spurs are champions and why no one can question Tim Duncan's selfless greatness. Chuuuch.