TCU is good, BYU not so much

TCU IS NUMBER 6TH IN THE NATION!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!

A great test from EDSBS



GUNNER & GUNNERER: TCU-BYU COMPATIBILITY SCREENING.

Your preferred tailgating beverage is:
A) Beer
B) Milk

Your go-to antiseptic in event of injury is:
A) Beer
B) Milk

You drive to the game in:
A) A pickup truck that seats four.
B) A family van or SUV seating no less than ten.

You like your jeans to be:
A) Cowboy tight.
B) Ironed with a crease every time.

Your mascot:
A) Is a nightmare engine that SPITS BLOOD FROM ITS EYES DAMMIT WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL SAYS ABOUT ANTS
B) Actually killed a relative of yours three weeks ago.



Show me sexy.

You think breast implants are:
A) Hot and worth it
B) May I give you some literature?

Shotgun weddings are:
A) A fact of life
B) Redundant

You have a year’s worth of food in the house because:
A) You keep a Texas-sized kitchen YEEEHAW
B) Because your religion requires you to.

Your first sexual encounter:
A) In the back of the truck.
B) Through a hole in the sheet.

Your favorite polygamist:
A) J.R. Ewing
B) Joseph Smith

You are threatened by:
A) Wolves, lightning, economic insecurity, your current partner’s exes, and earthquakes.
B) Black people.

Your women are best kept:
A) Barefoot and pregnant.
B) In Keds and pregnant.

Your quarterback got the starting job:
A) Because he is named “Dalton,” and by Texas law anyone named after the lead in Road House gets whatever they want.
B) Because of his pinpoint accuracy.

Pencils down!� Those answering mostly A are natural TCU fans; those answering B will find their reward with BYU. This has been a public service of EDSBS and Swindle Industries, LLC.

TCU Horned Frogs Football Preview with G-Pat, Tommy B, Chase Ortiz & Dick Bumpas

I know it is a little early, but I am just getting excited about college football already. In particular, my Alma Mater, Texas Christian University. Gary Patterson was actually on a local radio show here in the Dallas / Fort Worth metroplex today and discussed his team, the season, and their goals. I couldn't help but get extremely excited. Anyways, here is my preview...

TCU Football 2007 schedule:
Sept. 1, 2007 Baylor
Sept. 8, 2007 Texas
Sept. 13, 2007 Air Force
Sept. 22, 2007 SMU
Sept. 29, 2007 Colorado State
Oct. 6, 2007 Wyoming
Oct. 13, 2007 Stanford
Oct. 18, 2007 Utah
Nov. 3, 2007 New Mexico
Nov. 8, 2007 Brigham Young
Nov. 17, 2007 UNLV
Nov. 24, 2007 San Diego St.

Anyone see that second game of the season... oh yeah, we are going to completely ruin UT's season just like we did to OU.

Also, if you don't know the name yet, remember it... Tommy Blake. Blake is an amazing pass rusher and can also drop into coverage. He has a little defensive end in him as well as outside linebacker, and remember G-Pat coached Brian Urlacher in his day. He will be an amazing NFL player and go in the first round. Blake, a preseason Playboy and Athlon All-American, is on watch lists for the Rotary Lombardi Award, Nagurski Trophy, Bednarik Award, Lott Trophy as well as the Ted Hendricks Defensive End of the Year Award. Tabbed the State's Defensive Player of the Year by Dave Campbell's Texas Football, Blake has also been named the Mountain West Conference Defensive Player of the Year by The Sporting News. By the way, he is going to rip and pound Colt McCoy's head and face.

But, what makes Blake even better is that he has Chase Ortiz on the other side of the line. Ortiz, a senior from League City, Texas, was the 2005 MWC leader in tackles for a loss (14.0) and sacks (9.0). He also appears on watch lists for the Lombardi Award, Nagurski Trophy, Bednarik Award as well as the Ted Hendricks Defensive End of the Year Award. By the way, TCU is the only team that has two players on the Ted Hendricks Defensive End of the Year Award watch list and that says a lot. TCU has nine returning starters on the defensive side of the ball... WATCH OUT UT!! FOR REAL.

Lastly, our defensive coordinator's name is Dick Bumpas. That's right Dick Bumpas.

I think Colt McCoy and UT are just about ready for a MUSTACHE RIDE BABY!!!! Yeahh Boiii.