Manny v. Pope

Santana dealt to Mets

NEW YORK (AP) -- Johan Santana is a contract extension and physical from joining the New York Mets.

Beating out the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox, the Mets reached a tentative agreement Tuesday to acquire the two-time Cy Young Award winner, two people familiar with the deal said, speaking on condition of anonymity because no announcement had been made.

Minnesota would receive speedy outfielder Carlos Gomez, and pitchers Philip Humber, Deolis Guerra and Kevin Mulvey.

"If it's true, obviously, you're getting arguably the best pitcher in the game," Mets third baseman David Wright said.

Red Sox win the World Series and Mike Lowell gets pee'd on

Facial!

By the way, since Manny Ramirez made those comments about if the Red Sox were not able to win a World Series championship it would "not be the end of the world," the Sox went 7-0 to win the Fall Classic, not to mention his post-season batting average of .348 with 16 RBIs.

To all the haters, Manny says, "Chuuuch!"