Saturday, August 16, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried.


bukkaboom said...

Chuuck Norris is aklso coming out with a cell phone game. You can take a picture with your cell's camera and put your friend's face (or your own) in the game and watch it get pummeled by Chuck.

Sports news said...

I knew there was another person in this world that is a fan of Chuck Norris.
Good to meet you man, I am fan number 2

price per head said...

haha that is so funny, I remember the time when I first read Chuck Norris jokes, I laughed out loud nonstop!