Good Quotes

"Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy"
- Marge Simpson

"When I met David Beckham I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face”
-Robin Williams

"I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap”
-Rudyard Wheatley quotes

"With or without Vick, Atlanta's Atlanta, ... It's not Michael Vick that we have to beat. It's the Atlanta Falcons.”
-Fred Thomas

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
-Dave Barry quotes

"My message to (commissioner) David Stern is get some people in there that understand the game and don't try to take over the ... game because people pay good money to see good athletes play.”
-Shaq

"I think that David Stern is probably the greatest commissioner that any sport has ever had in the history of this country.”
-Bill Russell

"No matter if you like Barry Bonds or not, he has a lot of guts to be going through what he's going through right now."
-Donald Trump

Today in Sports Nonsense

Coach Mike Brown of the Cleveland Cavaliers does a horrible job coaching in both game one and two of the Eastern Conference Finals. This is because his play calls, which he burns vital timeouts for, that consist of giving LeNike the ball 35 feet from the rim and going against five of the best defensive players in the league. Those timeouts that he burned would have given the Cavs a final chance at a three pointer to tie in both games. [Coach Mike Doesn’t Do His Job, Coach Mike is awful, or why Brown didn't order a shot earlier in the clock so they could've extended the game: Kwick Kav Kvetch]

Indy Ladies [YES, NO, NO, NO, YES & Fan, Start Your Interest! Please? ]

More on Hetero Brady Quinn [The Rules Have Changed]

This is Awesome... Bicycle Soccer [BICYCLE SOCCER IS... BICYCLE-Y]

[Michael Vick Hosts Night of Midget Fighting At His Virginia Home]

All of the old boxing geezers hate this new sport that is dominating them (note I like both boxing and MMA) [Lou DiBella Plays the 'Human Cockfighting' Card]

At first this appears to be Lebron throwing a ball straight at a fan, but most likely he is doing one of those And 1 Street Ball moves... PROFESSA! [LeBron Throws the Ball at a Woman Sitting Courtside]