Philip Rivers gets weighed down by chastity belt

It was reveled after the San Diego Chargers loss Sunday to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship game by sources close to Philip Rivers that he wasn't quite moving at 100% during the game because he was weighed down by an unusually large and protective chastity belt. Supposedly he most likely decided to wear this due to the fact that he would come into heavy contact with man-lovers such as Junior Seau, Teddy Bruschi, and Rodney "in the pooper" Harrison.

Here is Philip Rivers reaction to the allegations as well as the photo of the massive chastity belt.

Little help from the insane mind of E. ha.